he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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