You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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