Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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