Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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