i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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