K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
cat food counts as protein by the way
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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