I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So I just went to clothing optional bar
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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