Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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