She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
His nipple licking is glorious
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