I'm gonna have a badass scar
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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