Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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