the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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