All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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