Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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