FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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