I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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