idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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