What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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