Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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