ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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