question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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