my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Randomize
