She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Randomize