Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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