my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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