I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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