oh god the rape fog is back!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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