so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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