I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
We were destined to go to rehab together
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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