ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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