My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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