So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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