I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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