Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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