i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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