mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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