Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I want to be your penis for a week.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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