New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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