Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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