so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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