You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
NoShamevember. You game?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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