I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This is the high leading the old right now
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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