Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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