Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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