sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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