Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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