what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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