Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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