all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
honey bunches of taint.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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