So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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