I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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