do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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