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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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