god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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