i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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