You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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