I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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