Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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