Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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